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MLS Bloopers June 2018 Edition

The spring market means only one thing in this column, more MLS Bloopers that ever – woohoo…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is a closet that should get out of the closet.

Or maybe just off the MLS. Not sure how this helps to sell a house.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve heard of real estate inventory turnover but this is ridiculous.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evidently this kitchen is on a ship out at sea, in a storm, as it is clearly “healing” over to the left.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They say the kitchen sells the house, err well there may be exceptions to that rule after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not sure why this image was even on the MLS but it does give the term “carriage house” a whole new meaning.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one looks more like a scene from Poltergeist that a picture meant to help sell a house. Why do some Realtors post these silly pictures?

Oooh I know, I know, to give Jeff Wood something to post on his MLS Bloopers section doh.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh know Mr Bill the house is sinking, Mr. Billllllll it’s sinking …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it just me or does this look kinda like an outhouse? Another mysterious “why did the Realtor post this image?” image.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not sure what bugs me more about this image. The crappy patched up door, the giant rat hole in the wall with a wire coming out of it, or the bizarre entrance to the tunnel of doom to the right.

 

 

Jeff
Hi, I'm Jeff Wood and I love living in Nanaimo! And I love helping people make their move! My wife and I moved to Nanaimo from Richmond in 2015, after raising our two kids there. We brought along our two precocious Border Collies; Jake and Cochise, who are sure they moved to Doggy Disneyland in the process. We live in Upper Lantzville and love it! Before becoming a Realtor, I was a professional investor owning 8 multi-family properties with 24 tenants. I also spent 20 years as an Executive Headhunter, finding talented people for Fortune 500 clients in the USA and Canada. In that role, I functioned regularly as a professional negotiator, working with both sides to create a win win scenario. I also helped candidates relocate to start their new jobs and thus I have a lot of relocation experience. Now as a realtor I apply all of these hard earned skills to the benefit of my clients, whether they’re buying, or selling, delivering results that move them!
http://jeffwood.ca

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